tired of living, scared of dying

“Old Man River” is about the saddest song I know.

Warning to would-be authors — a rave in the New York Times Book Review means an amazon rank of 3614. I’m amazed anybody is still writing books. Say you’re a movie director, and your film is a total bomb. Well, that still means that probably thousands of people have seen the movie. But write a novel, and you’re lucky if 1000 people buy it, to say nothing of actually reading it.

It is for this reason that I am developing my powers of telepathy and mind control. You have been assimilated. This is a test.

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